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August 12th, 2017 Movie – Shark Zone

shark zone

One thing that happens with B Movies or direct-to-video movies is that some studios will reuse footage from previous movies in newer releases as a way of cutting costs. My favorite example of this is Raptor, where all the dinosaur footage is from the three Carnosaur movies and makes for some hilarious script writing to explain some of it. Today’s movie is somewhat similar as it uses a lot of footage from the Shark Attack trilogy, as well as some generic shark footage from nature shows. Let’s see how well the utilize the recycled footage in today’s movie, Shark Zone.

The plot: In 1712, the Spanish trade ship, Santa Cruz, was sailing from Barcelona towards the New World but they encountered a terrible storm, which blew the ship off course and caused it to crash into an uncharted reef and sink off the coast of what will become San Francisco, carrying it’s cargo of diamonds to the bottom of the ocean. In 2003, retired Navy SEAL Andrew Wagner, along with his son Jimmy, is guiding a group of divers to the wreck, though they seem intent on ignoring his warnings, especially a cocky man named Tyler. Tyler and his wife, Riley, swim ahead of the others and enter the wreck but as they separate at the wreck, Tyler is killed by a great white. As more sharks appear and start killing the rest of the group, Andrew tells Jimmy to swim to the surface just before he is killed by a shark. Jimmy makes it to the surface and signals the helicopter to pick him up, being picked up by the winch just before a shark bites him. 10 years later, Jimmy is now married with a child of his own and works as the head lifeguard for San Francisco’s beaches but is constantly plagued by nightmares about sharks. Jimmy is called into the mayor’s office, where Mayor John Cortell introduces Jimmy to a man named Volkoff, who is interested in getting Jimmy’s help in locating the diamonds on the Santa Cruz. Jimmy refuses to do so, causing Volkoff to leave and Cortell argues with Jimmy about his decision, as Volkoff is a wealthy investor and the city could use the money he is spending. Changing subjects, Cortell talks with Jimmy about the safety measures for the beach next week and Jimmy says that everything is fine but Cortell doesn’t want Jimmy to cause a panic like he did last year concerning sharks near the beach. Later, Jimmy is patrolling the ocean in a helicopter when he sees some sharks heading towards the beach and warns the lifeguard station to get people out of the water but several people are still killed by the sharks. Jimmy takes some of the wreckage from the attacks to Cortell’s office and tells him that they need to close the beaches but Cortell refuses, saying that they can’t afford to have them closed. Jimmy goes to see three of his diver friends and asks if they want to help him get rid of the sharks and they all say yes, agreeing to meet at the marina in the morning to head out there. As they leave in the morning, they are observed by Volkoff, who is having breakfast with Cortell, and Volkoff asks if Jimmy will succeed, threatening to pull his funding of the upcoming festival. As the divers prepare to head into the cages, Jimmy tells them he wants to tag a couple of the sharks in order to see where they go and find out if there are any more out there. The divers head into the cages, with Jimmy keeping watch on the boat but when he sees several sharks approaching the cages, he warns the divers about them. The sharks begin attacking the cages, breaking into one of them and killing one of the divers. The other divers leave the cages and try swimming back to the boat but they are both killed by the sharks. Returning to the shore, Cortell meets with Jimmy as he is unloading his gear and Jimmy says that the beaches are closed until he says otherwise and Cortell agrees, for now. That night, as people are starting to celebrating the festival, Jimmy is getting drunk in the bar when Volkoff sits down next to him. Volkoff tries again to get Jimmy to take him to the Santa Cruz but Jimmy still refuses. After Volkoff leaves, Jordan, the bartender, offers to help Jimmy kill the sharks and Jimmy accepts his help. The next day, Jimmy and Jordan head out into the water to hunt the sharks when they encounter a group of windsurfers out on the ocean. When the sharks start attacking the surfers, Jimmy and Jordan manage to rescue one of them, while tagging several of the sharks as they get near the boat. Heading back to shore, they board a helicopter so they can track the sharks, then use explosives to kill them. That night, Jimmy and Jordan are celebrating killing the sharks and Cortell asks Jimmy if it is safe to open the beaches. Jimmy would like to ensure there are no more sharks out there but reluctantly gives the ok, and Cortell holds a press conference to announce the beaches are reopened. The next day, Volkoff tries one last time to get Jimmy to take him to the  Santa Cruz and when he refuses, Volkoff orders his men to kidnap Danny. Carrie, Jimmy’s wife, calls to tell him about Danny’s abduction just as Volkoff calls and tells him where to meet. When Jimmy gets on Vokoff’s ship, he tries to fight off Volkoff’s men but is easily overpowered. Vokoff then explains that his brother Igor was the pilot that worked with Andrew and rescued Jimmy, which is how he knew about the Santa Cruz. Jimmy then shows them where the Santa Cruz is located and explain how to get there. 3 of Volkoff’s men dive into the water and after reaching the ship, they report finding the diamonds but they are killed before they can bring them to the surface. Jimmy mocks Volkoff’s situation but Volkoff grabs Danny and threatens to throw him into the water unless Jimmy goes down there to get the diamonds. Jimmy does so, accompanied by the last of Volkoff’s men, and he finds the diamonds, then kills Volkoff’s man after he tries to kill him. Jimmy sneaks back onto the ship and attack’s Volkoff, knocking him into the water but Volkoff manages to shoot him in the side. Volkoff is killed by a shark while Jimmy manages to rescue Danny and they get off the ship before it explodes, due to an errant shot by Volkoff starting a fire. As they make their way back to the city, Danny comments that his grandfather would have been proud of how brave Jimmy was and Jimmy says the same about Danny. Some time later, Jimmy, Carrie, and Danny are on a cruise, with Danny having overcome his fear of the water and Jimmy is also doing better regarding his own fears, in spite of a brief moment where he imagined seeing a shark coming out of the pool.

This movie is about as original as the footage they recycled, which means not very original at all. Aside from that, this was a pretty boring movie to be honest. The acting was ok, with the only one really standing out being Velizar Binev (Volkoff), who was pretty good in his role. The story was a completely overused stereotype; a group of people trying to find a lost treasure and resorting to kidnapping to force someone to help them. This isn’t even original regarding the sharks aspect, as there are some other movies using this exact same premise. The used footage from the Shark Attack movies was kind of funny to watch, especially in my case as I had just watched those movies recently, but it felt like they had to work a little harder to work the old footage in sometimes. All in all, this is about as generic a low budget shark movie that you will ever find and you would be better off watching something else.

Rating: 2 out of 5

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July 29th, 2017 Movie – The Shallows

the shallows

So this is some fun timing in regards to today’s movie. I mean, Shark Week is wrapping up this weekend on Discovery Channel and Sharknado week is starting tomorrow on Syfy. Which means my watching a shark movie today is absolutely the most appropriate thing to be doing right now. To be fair, any time is appropriate to be watching a shark movie but that’s another story. So I remember the commercials for this movie when it came out last year and they said the same thing EVERY shark movie says in their commercials; “This is the best shark movie since Jaws.” Hollywood needs to stop using that pitch because the second I hear it, my opinion of the movie immediately drops and I it becomes harder to win me over. With that being said, let’s see just how good of a movie The Shallows really is.

The plot: On a secluded beach in Mexico, a young boy is playing with a soccer ball when he notices a helmet with a GoPro attached to it. When the boy plays the video recorded on the camera, he sees video of a some surfers and one of them being attacked by a great white shark, which sends the boy running down the beach. A few days earlier, Nancy Adams is being driven to the beach by a local man named Carlos. Along the way, she explains that her mom had come to the beach when she was pregnant with Nancy and she always thought of it as their beach, but this is the first time she has ever been able to come to it. Nancy gets upset when her friend is not able to join them but overcomes the disappointment as she talks to Carlos and they finally come to the beach. After staring in joy at the beach, Nancy tries to give Carlos some money for taking her there but he refuses, saying he lives close by and was going the same way and tells her to be careful as he leaves. Putting her gear up out of the tidal area, Nancy grabs her surfboard and heads out into the water, surfing with two locals that are also there. After surfing for a while, Nancy heads back to the beach and video calls her younger sister and shows her where she is at. After talking to her for a while, Nancy’s father gets on the phone and talks to Nancy, trying to convince her to come home and not drop out of med school but Nancy tells him he wouldn’t understand and quickly says she loves him before hanging up. Nancy heads back out into the water to surf some more but the two locals are heading in, suggesting she leave as well. After watching the locals load their gear into their jeep, Nancy gets a little nervous about how quiet it is and lays on top of her board. When a pod of dolphins swim by her, with one of them leaping out of the water over her. Nancy paddles after the dolphins a little ways but stops when she sees the carcass of a humpback whale, with several huge bites taken out of it’s flesh. Feeling scared, Nancy quickly paddles away and catches the next wave towards shore but as she is surfing, a large shark bumps into the board, knocking her into the water and causing the surfboard’s tether to snap due to the current. When Nancy surfaces, she starts swimming back towards her surfboard when a great white shark suddenly bites her in the leg and drags her back underwater. Nancy manages to get free and swims towards the whale’s carcass, climbing on top of it in order to get away from the shark. Seeing the damage done to her leg, Nancy uses the tether strap to make a makeshift tourniquet to keep from bleeding to death, then frantically yells out for help but the two locals don’t hear her and drive away. Suddenly, the shark starts dragging the carcass further away from the beach and Nancy tries to figure out what she can do. She sees a buoy nearby but decides it is too far away for her to make it and decides to head for an outcrop of rocks that have begun to rise out of the water as the tide moves out. When the shark charges at the whale and strikes it in the hopes of knocking Nancy back into the water, Nancy jumps off the whale and frantically swims to the rocks. She manages to make it there and climbs on top of them, cutting her foot on some coral in the process, but finds herself completely alone, except for a seagull which had been wounded by one of the whale’s flukes hitting it. Using her jewelry, Nancy begins stitching up the wound in her leg, then uses her wet-suit to try and keep it dry and, hopefully free of infection, before settling in to wait out the night. As night falls, Nancy takes the wet suit off her leg and then rips off one of the sleeves, then pulls the sleeve over her injured leg as a makeshift compression bandage. Nancy passes out briefly from the pain and comes too to find some crabs crawling around and on her. Nancy smashes one of them and attempts to eat it but quickly vomits it back up, which the injured seagull begins to eat. Seeing her surfboard floating nearby, Nancy attempts to swim out to it but she sees the shark nearby and quickly heads back to the rocks. As she catches her breath, she notices a man asleep on the beach and starts screaming for help. The man hears her and wakes up, tossing the empty liquor bottle in his hand away, before turning in her direction. Nancy yells for him to call for help but when he just stares at her, she motions towards her bag. The man heads to her bag and proceeds to go through it, pocketing the money and phone before shouldering the bag and starting to walk off. When the man notices the surfboard, he puts the bag down and heads out into the water to grab it and Nancy yells out a warning but is too late as the shark drags the man underwater and ends up biting him in half. The next morning, the two surfers from yesterday have returned to the beach and the seagull starts squawking to alert Nancy to their presence. Nancy starts yelling at them to get out of the water and get help but they don’t believe her. When one of the surfers is killed by the shark, the other one starts paddling towards Nancy, who moves down on the rock to try and help him but he is dragged underwater. After a a broken surf board is launched out of the water, the surfer appears and tries climbing up the rocks and Nancy grabs him to help but the shark drags the man back underwater and kills him. Nancy uses the broken surfboard to shield her from the sun, but with less than an hour before the rock’s become submerged again, she is running out of options as to what to do. Nancy manages to grab the seagull, who she starts calling Steven Seagull, and after seeing that it’s wing is merely dislocated, pops it back into place, saying now it has a chance to live. Noticing the helmet with the GoPro that one of the surfers was wearing floating nearby, Nancy times the shark’s route from the whale’s carcass to the rocks and makes a dash for the camera. Nancy manages to grab it, injuring herself some more in the process but as she holds onto the camera, the shark tries to grab her. Nancy injures herself again avoiding the shark but the shark is also injured by the coral as it tries to attack her. After viewing the footage of the guys surfing and how the last surfer was killed, Nancy noticed that the shark had been injured before, which possibly explains it’s aggressive behavior. With only a few minutes left before the tide covers the rock she is on, Nancy uses the GoPro to record a message detailing what happened, as well as a goodbye to her father and sister, then tosses it out towards the shore, in the hopes the tide will carry it there. Nancy then places Steven Seagull onto the piece of surfboard and sets it adrift, hoping that it will make it. As she prepares to make the swim to the buoy, Nancy notices a swarm of jellyfish entering the area and starts to feel despair, until she remembers the shark’s reaction to the coral and realizes that it might be her best chance. Nancy begins swimming towards the buoy and ends up getting stung but the jellyfish stings keep the shark at bay and allow her to reach the buoy. Nancy starts to climb up but the rusted metal gives way and she fall back into the water, right on top of the shark. Nancy stabs the shark with the piece of metal she has and manages to make it onto the buoy, avoiding the shark as it tries to attack her once again. Nancy sees a ship in the distance and finding a flare gun on the buoy, tries to signal it but the ship doesn’t see it and continues sailing away. When the shark begins attacking the anchor chains of the buoy, Nancy attempts to shoot it with the flare gun, igniting the oil from the whale’s body and setting the shark on fire briefly. The enraged shark begin attacking the buoy again, knocking two of the anchor chains free and causing it to tilt. Nancy uses the tether to tie herself to the third chain and when it breaks free, she is swiftly pulled underwater towards the bottom. The shark gives chase and just before she reaches bottom, Nancy lets go and moves to the side, causing the shark to miss her and impale itself on the metal rebar on the rock the chains were attached too. Meanwhile, the kid who found the GoPro has returned to the beach with his father, Carlos, and they see the bodies of one of the surfers. When the kid points out Nancy’s body in the water, Carlos carries her to shore, then tells his son to get help. Nancy comes too and smiles as she notices Steven Seagull had safely made it to shore before seeing a hallucination of her mother and saying out loud that she will be ok. One year later, a recovered Nancy, having finished med school and now a doctor,  is on the beach in Galveston, Texas with her sister and father, and heads out into the water to teach her little sister how to surf, as  her dad says he is proud of her.

The Shallows met with mostly praise from the critics, holding a certified fresh rating of 77% on Rotten Tomatoes. The critical consensus on the site is, “Lean and solidly crafted, The Shallows transcends tired shark-attack tropes with nasty thrills and a powerful performance from Blake Lively.” A puppet and CGI were considered for the character of Steven Seagull but the producers wanted to use a live animal and when they saw Blake Lively feeding a group of seagulls, they realized it would be possible to use a real animal. The movie was expected to make just $7 million on it’s opening weekend but ended up earning $16.7 million, doubling expectations on it’s way to making $119.1 million off of a $17 million budget.

There were a couple of bad moments, but this was actually a pretty good movie. Blake Lively really did a great job in this movie, showing a lot of emotion to help carry the performance, as she was pretty much the only person in the movie. The story was really good and Blake Lively really sold the sense of isolation and despair she was feeling with her being the only person out there. The special effects involved with the shark were pretty good except for the last scene where it impaled itself, which looked like it belonged in one of the numerous low budget shark movies I enjoyed watching. The interaction between Nancy and Steven Seagull was a nice bit of light-heartedness to try and take away some of the despair that she was obviously feeling being trapped in her situation. Make no mistake, this isn’t going to be considered the next Jaws, but this is still an entertaining movie that is worth watching.

Rating: 4 out of 5

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July 28th, 2017 Movie – The Shadow Of Silk Lennox

the shadow of silk lennox

Ahh, another classic movie from the Legends of Horror box set that is in no way a horror movie but stars an actor well known for being in one. I find it a little funny that yesterday’s movie starred Bela Lugosi and today’s stars Lon Chaney Jr. Too bad tomorrow’s movie doesn’t star Boris Karloff or I would have had the classic monster trifecta going for me. Anyway’s This is yet another movie I never heard of but it sounds pretty interesting from the description. Let’s see what I am getting into with today’s movie, The Shadow Of Silk Lennox.

The plot: John Arthur Lennox is the owner of a nightclub but also serves as the leader of an underworld gang of crooks, who call him Silk due to his constantly saying “things are fine as silk.” Silk plans a bank heist to occur, while securing his gang’s alibi by inviting some cops over to the club and having a recording play to make it seem like the gang is there. After sending the three men off to do the heist, Silk heads downstairs to look over the club until he gets word that the police are on their way. Downstairs, Silk’s new singer, Jimmy Lambert, is telling his dance partner Nola that their number is coming up and when Nola says she doesn’t like what Silk is having Jimmy do, he tells her that they wouldn’t have a job if it wasn’t for Silk so he felt obligated to help him. When the two inspectors arrive, Jimmy calls Silk and plays the recording of his gang members, which Silk puts on the loudspeaker so that the police can hear them. At the same time, Silk’s gang holds up the bank and successfully make their getaway, with Dutch, the man holding the money, switching cars so that the police can’t catch them. The next day, the police are frustrated because they know that Silk’s gang was behind the robbery but nobody will come forward as a witness and the even though they heard the gang speaking over the phone, they can’t prove that they were actually there and a jury would believe the alibi. Back at the club, the rest of the gang arrives but when Dutch doesn’t show up, he has one of his men find and follow Dutch and report back where he is going. When they find him, Silk’s men force him into a bathroom, forcing the attendant and occupant into the nearby stalls. When Silk enters, Dutch protests his innocence but when they don’t find the money on him, Silk has Dutch killed. When the police arrive and try to get into the restroom, Silk shoots into the door to keep the police outside while he and his men slip out the window. As they meet at the club, Silk questions the man who followed Dutch and he tells him that Dutch had gone into the Interstate Express office and that the money was inside the safe there. Silk says the money is safe for now and they will get it later. Meanwhile, Jimmy is upset when he learns about the robbery and questions Silk about it but Silk tells him to keep quiet. Jimmy talks to Nola about it and she says they have the recording and she plans to keep it and threaten to turn it over to the police if anything happens to them. Unknown to them, a mystery person was searching Silk’s office and overheard their conversation over the intercom and sneaks down and takes the record. Silk is picked up by the police and taken down to the station in connection to Dutch’s murder. As he is placed in a line-up, he meets a man named “Fingers” Farley and after they are both released when the witnesses refuse to identify Silk, Silk invites Fingers back to his club. At the club, Silk asks Fingers about being able to crack the safe at the express office and Fingers says he can do it. Some of the gang are concerned about Jimmy spilling the beans but Silk tells them not to worry. After his set, Jimmy hears about Silk harassing and kissing Nola and he heads into Silk’s office and punches him before he is quickly restrained. Nola comes in and pleads for Jimmy’s life so Silk tells Fingers to take Jimmy for a ride, then tells Nola she will get him back when he gets the recording. When Fingers returns, Silk takes Nola with him as they all head out to crack open the safe. Fingers works on opening the safe but when it opens, cops come pouring out and a shootout occurs and Silk ends up being killed. Later at the station, the police thank the feds for their help in handling Silk and their leader says to thank Ferguson, who had been undercover as Fingers. Nola and Jimmy are reunited and thank Ferguson for helping them before leaving, while Ferguson asks about his next assignment.

This was actually a pretty decent movie, story wise at least. Lon Chaney Jr. did a good job playing mob boss Silk Lennox, while several of the other actors did good in their roles as well. The basic plot was pretty good but the story was a little confusing at times. I honestly think the short length of the film actually hurt it some as it could have been a better movie with some more time added to it to pan out some of the minor details. There wasn’t much in the way of special effects outside of some driving scenes that didn’t look that good, while the one real fight scene was the shootout at the office and it looked pretty ridiculous, with some of the deaths being too over dramatic at times. The film quality was pretty bad in the copy used in this set, with a lot of lines running through it at times. Not the worst movie but there was some definite room for improvement.

Rating: 2 out of 5

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July 27th, 2017 Movie – Shadow Of Chinatown

shadow of chinatown

Once again, I find myself watching a movie that is made up from a serial film. The difference between this one and some of the others I have watched is that this one has a rather famous actor in it, one Mr. Bela Lugosi. Now, I have to admit that I never heard of this movie and when I first saw the title, I honestly thought I was getting a martial arts movie. While I am a little disappointed that it wasn’t that type of movie, a nice little crime drama could still be fun to watch. So let’s see if this is worth watching as I watch today’s movie, Shadow Of Chinatown.

The plot: In 1930’s San Francisco, manufactured goods from all over the world are arriving at the port and distributed to stores across the city, as well as the rest of the Western US. A Russian businesswoman named Sonya Rokoff receives a letter stating that the sale of goods from Russia has declined sharply due to Chinese imports and that something must be done immediately. She contacts a man named Victor Poten and tells him she needs to see him to discuss the matter. When she arrives at his home, she says she will pay him $10,000 to find a way to shut down the merchants in Chinatown, and he accepts the job. Victor hires some men to disguise themselves, then the men all head into various shops and restaurants in Chinatown and begin using smoke bombs and firing pistols into the air to scare everyone out of the buildings. Joan Whiting, a society beat reporter, heads to the home of Martin Andrews, her boyfriend and novelist, and tells him what happened. Joan tries to get him to go with her to find out what is going on but Martin refuses. When Martin’s butler, Willy Fu, tells her that if the trade in Chinatown goes bad, it will mean profits for their rivals so Martin tells her to run with that story. Joan heads down to try and get more information but the mayor and police chief refuse to speak with her. As she is about to leave, Joan sees a Chinese businessman being grabbed by some men and taken into a building and she quietly follows after them. The businessman is taken into a room and when he backs up into a statue, the statue grabs him and pivots around before dropping him down a trap door. Joan sees this happen and attempts to escape but she ends up falling through another secret door and is captured by Victor’s men. Some time later, Joan’s editor contacts Police Captain Waters and tells him about Joan disappearing in Chinatown and asks that he try to find her. Waters goes to see Martin and accuses him of knowing something about Joan’s disappearance, as the events in Chinatown are similar to the subject of one of his books. Martin claims he is innocent and accompanies Waters to Chinatown to try and look for Joan. Meanwhile, Joan writes on a mirror and tries to use the reflection to send out a message for help. As Waters goes to check with his men, Martin sees the message and climbs a telephone pole and uses the wire to try and make it to the window. When the wire snaps, Martin crashes through a lower window, then ends up fighting with the thug guarding Joan. After knocking him out, they go to escape but hear someone moving outside the door . Martin has Joan open the door and Martin attacks the man but stops when he realizes it is Waters. Waters is angry about being attacked and when he finds the room empty, as the thug had recovered and snuck away, he takes both Joan and Martin to the station to answer some questions. Later, Martin and Joan return to Joan’s editor’s office and Martin tells Joan to stay away from him. Elsewhere, Victor, Sonya, and the rest of Victor’s men escape the building and Victor and Sonya make some new plans to stop the Chinese shops. When Victor leaves, one of his men, Grogan, assaults Sonya but Victor stops him using hypnosis. Some time later, Martin and Joan are both on a ship, as is Victor, who is busy disguising himself. When Martin goes to see the captain about Grogan, who had caused a disturbance on board but as they go to question him, Victor secretly shoots him with a dart to paralyze him. Victor has Grogan’s body taken out of the room and he quickly disguises him, telling Sonya what he had done. Shocked at what happened, Sonya takes Grogan off the ship and takes him back to her apartment. Martin sees them leave and they follow her and when Martin, Joan, Willy, and Waters confront her about what is going on, she admits her part and tells them Grogan is the other room. The four go in to see Grogan, but while they are in the other room, Victor sneaks in and hypnotizes Sonya and her assistant. When Martin and the others head back into the room, they discover Sonya sitting unresponsive and her assistant is missing. Meanwhile, Victor sneaks around and takes control of Gorgan, then hands him a grenade to use in killing the others. When Martin goes in the room, Grogan throws the grenade but Martin catches it and throws it out the window. They then take Grogan and Sonya with them to try and get them some help. When Sonya comes out of her trance, she tells them about how she contacted Victor to help her but his hatred of the Chinese has driven him mad. She tells them that Victor is able to observe the happenings of all of the shops and offers to take them to Victor’s lab. When they get there, they find no sign of Victor but a trap he left causes Joan to faint. Martin takes her out of the room and tends to her, saying he couldn’t live without her and Joan reveals that she is ok and tells Martin she plans on holding him to his word. Waters gives orders to not allow anyone to leave Chinatown and gives passes to Joan and the others so they can leave. Martin asks Sonya for the keys to her apartment, thinking that there might be a clue to Victor’s whereabouts there. Meanwhile, Victor, along with Healy and a still hypnotized Grogan, are in the apartment and when they see Martin and Willy Fu arrive, they sneak out the window but leave Grogan there to attack them. Meanwhile, Joan and Sonya go to the police station, and Sonya gives a description of Victor to their sketch artist, but Joan gets worried and feels like Martin is in trouble so they head off to the apartment. When they get there, they see Martin and Grogan fighting on the roof, as Martin manages to throw Grogan off the roof to the ground below. Heading inside, Joan tends to Martin’s injuries as Waters arrives, and Martin says he has some ideas where Victor might be heading and goes with Waters, while Willy takes Joan and Sonya to Martin’s house. Meanwhile, Victor and Healy are heading to Martin’s house, figuring nobody would be there, but get in a car crash. The injured pair get inside and Victor tends to Healy’s wounds when Joan and the others arrive. Sonya lays down on the couch to rest and Willy goes to make some tea but notices a strange smell and he and Joan proceed to search the house. They are soon captured by Victor and Healy, who then sets a trap for Martin but Sonya wakes up and, noticing the trap, pushes Martin out of the way and is killed instead. Victor escapes, leaving Healy behind and Martin manages to capture him, then tells Joan to call the police while he goes after Victor. Victor avoids a police motorcycle, who chases after him with Martin, and ends up driving off a pier but as everyone looks out into the water, nobody notices Victor moving around underneath the dock. Some time later, Martin is talking with Willy about a new idea when Joan comes in and tells him about her front page article featuring him. Martin grabs her and tells her he got her fired from the newspaper and when she protests, he tells her he didn’t want his wife to be working for the paper, causing Joan to smile and kiss him.

Whenever I watch a movie made from serials, I am usually curious to watch the entire serial but I don’t necessarily feel that way with this one. The movie was pretty decent but nothing too impressive. The acting was ok, with Bela Lugosi doing a great job as Victor, while Luana Walters (Sonya) and Bruce Bennett (Martin) were also good, but Joan Barclay (Joan) just came across as whiny while Maurice Liu (Willy) was just a painfully bad stereotype. The story was pretty interesting but I felt like it could have had a little more depth to it. In all fairness, they material cut from the serials could have added that missing depth. The camera work was ok, with the usual jumpiness that you would expect considering how it was made. It is ok to watch once but not necessarily something to hunt down.

Rating: 2 out of 5

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July 26th, 2017 Movie – Shadow Ninja

shadow ninja

So this should be interesting. When I first attempted to look up today’s movie, I could not find it online. Now that is not an unusual occurrence with some of the movies from the Martial Arts box set so I had to add a little more information to my initial search. I eventually was able to find some information  on the movie, enough to get some idea of what I was getting into. So let’s see how good, or bad, of a movie I have here in today’s movie, Shadow Ninja.

The plot: A veteran police officer named Kern is returning to his post with a grave robber when some men try and trick him and free his prisoner but the prisoner returns, allowing Kern to save face. Meanwhile, Kern’s wife is trying to get some lucky numbers to place some bets but is forced to stop when Kern comes home, and the two end up arguing about her gambling problem. Elsewhere, a young man is walking through the woods when he is attacked by two men demanding his money but he manages to use his martial arts skills to defeat them. The young man stops at a gambling den to rest when Kern shows up and has everyone line up so he can frisk them. When he finds a knife on one of the men, he takes him behind a wall, where he attempts to beat him up. When the man escapes, the young man chases after him and starts fighting him but the man says he is a police informant, which is corroborated by Kern when he catches up to them. The young man asks Kern about becoming a police man and Kern laughs him off but when he returns to the station, he finds the young man, Ah Keung, has signed up and the chief has decided to partner him with Kern. Kern decides to try and show Keung around town and has him frisk a known criminal but the criminal tricks Hun into paying him to avoid it looking like Keung is beating an innocent person. After the criminal leaves, Kern catches him and gets Keung’s money back, then treats him to lunch. As they are eating, a man steals a steamed bun but when the owner hits him in the head for stealing, the man becomes deranged with pain and begins slashing at everyone with a cleaver. At the same time, a man is robbing a bank but when he tries to leave, he encounters the madman and they both end up hiding from the crowd inside the bank. Kern and Keung show up and they come up with an idea to get Keung inside but the crooks lock the doors as the sounds of fighting commence but when Keung is tossed through the doors, it is shown that he had managed to tie the crooks hands together. Kern’s wife manages to earn some money selling costumes and immediately spends it gambling but she looses it, which upsets Kern. Kern attempts to get her money back from the gambling den but ends up getting beat up by 4 criminals and Keung is forced to chase them away. Keung then vows to get revenge for him and proceeds to ruin the gambling den before beating up the men that try to stop him. Master Wang, the leader of the gang that runs the gambling den, orders Keung to be killed and he ends up being stabbed by a woman pretending to be in distress, but he manages to fight off some other attackers before collapsing to the ground, where Kern finds him. Kern takes him back to his house so his wife can treat Keung’s injuries and she tells Keung that he doesn’t have to do this but Keung insists on continuing and goes back to destroy the gambling den. Wang sends one of his top assassins after Keung but Keung manages to defeat him. Meanwhile, Wang discovers that his wife was having an affair and goes to kick her out of his home but comes up with a different plan on getting rid of her. Wang disguises himself all in white, then kills his wife and when Keung arrives at the scene, having heard her screams, Wang throws a knife at Keung before disappearing. When other people arrive, they think Keung killed the woman at first but Kern arrives and says he is innocent and that they will look for the killer. When Kern’s informant is found dead, Keung goes to investigate and sees the killer in white again but he disappears and once again, Keung is blamed for the death. Kern fakes attacking him in order to help Keung escape the mob and later, they figure that he is being framed. Meanwhile, Wang is talking with his henchman and says that he intends to have Keung take out his rival, the real white killer, but then kills his henchman for knowing too much. Kern is talking with the chief about the situation and the chief tells him that the man known as the white killer is arriving in town today. Kern realizes that Wang is setting it up so that Keung will fight him and rushes to his house to try and warn him. At Kern’s house, Kern’s wife is killed by Wang and Keung chases after him while Kern, who just arrives, holds his dying wife in his arms before following. Wang leads Keung towards the real white killer and when Keung sees him, he starts attacking him. The white killer manages to get the upper hand on Keung by trapping one of his hands in a manacle attached to his leg, but Wang uses the distraction to kill white killer himself. As Wang taunts Keung, Keung tries to fight him but he is held back due to still being restrained by the manacle. Kern shows up and Keung tells him to run but when Kern tries to help him, Wang kills him. Keung manages to get free and attacks Wang but Wang is able to get the upper hand. When Keung manages to hide underneath a platform, Wang tries to find him but he gets distracted by Kern’s body and Keung is able to use the distraction to grab Wang’s sword and kill him.

This is about what I expected I would get; a fairly generic and rather unremarkable martial arts movie at a time where they were being produced about by the dozen. The acting was ok but the dubbing was truly atrocious, which made it incredibly funny to watch. The story was pretty confusing to be honest and seemed to go in a completely different direction from when it started. The fight scenes were pretty well choreographed and had all of the “whooshing” sound effects that you would expect from one of these movies. If you want some mindless martial arts action, than this movie can fill that role, but don’t expect it to be much more than that.

Rating: 2 out of 5

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July 25th, 2017 Movie – Seven


1995 was a time for some fairly memorable movies to come out, and man did I enjoy watching them. Today’s movie was one that I first had the opportunity to watch during a movie night at college, but ended up falling asleep. That was an interesting night as they were showing both today’s movie and 12 Monkeys and I fall asleep after Gluttony body is found and wake up to a bunch of animals running around a city with no clue what had happened. So when this came available to rent, I immediately rented it so I could find out what exactly happened. I always thought it was a good movie but never got around to buying it on DVD. When my brother was getting rid of his DVD’s and offered some of them to me, I saw that he had this one so I immediately decided to grab it. Now let’s see if it is as good as I can remember as I watch today’s movie, Seven.

The plot: At the scene of a murder, retiring detective William Somerset is examining the scene when his new partner, Detective David Mills, arrives and introduces himself. As they leave the scene, Somerset questions Mills as to why he chose to transfer to that particular city before they part ways. On Monday, Somerset and Mills arrive at the scene of an obese man who was found dead in his kitchen. As they examine the scene, they find the man’s hands and feet were bound and a bucket was under the table, collecting the man’s vomit. When Mills keeps talking nonstop, Somerset tells him to go help the officers ask the neighbors if they heard anything, which upsets Mills. At the morgue, the medical examiner tells Somerset and Mills that the man was forced to eat constantly until his stomach ruptured, with bruises on his head indicating a gun was pressed against it to force him into eating. Meeting with the captain, Somerset asks to be reassigned, as he feels like this is only the beginning and he doesn’t want this to be his last case. When he also asks that Mills be reassigned, as he doesn’t want this to be his first case, Mills objects and says he will work the case alone if Somerset doesn’t want to. The captain tells Somerset that he will keep working the dead man’s case, while sending Mills to investigate the death of a defense attorney. Mills arrives at the law firm, ignoring reporters’ questions as he heads up to the scene of the crime, where he finds the word Greed written in blood. Meanwhile, Somerset returns to the dead man’s apartment, after he had been given some pieces of wood that were in the dead man’s stomach. Examining the fridge, Somerset notices scratches in the floor in front of it and moves the fridge to find the word Gluttony written behind the fridge as well as a note. Back at the precinct, Somerset explains to the captain and Mills that the crimes are related and seemed patterned after the seven deadly sins. Somerset then tells them that they can expect 5 more murders before he walks away, saying he can’t be a part of this case. Somerset heads to the library and does some research on the seven sins, leaving a note for Mills to follow up on. The next day, as Mills is getting settled into his new desk (which was Somerset’s old office), his wife Tracy calls and invites Somerset over for dinner. After dinner, Somerset and Mills go over the photos of the attorney’s death and after seeing the picture of the attorney’s wife with blood around her eyes to make a pair of glasses, they decide to go ask her to look through the pictures to see if she sees anything missing or different. When the wife says one of the pictures is upside down, the two men go back to the office to examine the painting and discover fingerprints on the wall that spell out “Help Me.” When they run the prints, they match a known drug dealer and child molester so the SWAT team accompanies Somerset and Mills to his last known address. Breaking into the man’s apartment, they find hundreds of air fresheners hanging from the ceiling and the emaciated body of the man strapped to his bed. Mills finds photos of that the killer took of the man, showing he had been held captive there for a year, when the man suddenly starts breathing and thrashing on the bed and they have him rushed to a hospital. That night, Tracy calls Somerset and asks if they can meet in the morning to talk. Meeting at a diner, Tracy tells him that she is pregnant but she hasn’t told Mills yet as she hates the city and doesn’t want to raise a child there. As Somerset and Mills discuss the case at the precinct, Somerset gets an idea and has Mills accompany him to the library, where he prints a list of all the books that have to deal with the seven deadly sins. They then head to a diner, where Somerset hands the list to a contact at the FBI and he explains to Mills that the FBI would be able to find out who had been checking out some of those books, as well as books about murder and crime scenes in order to come up with some possible suspects. When they get a name, they head to the apartment of a man called John Doe but as they knock on the door, they notice a man approaching at the far end of the hallway. The man suddenly starts firing at them and Mills gives chase throughout the apartment and out into the street but John Doe gets the drop on him and holds a gun to Mills’ head, but lets him live and escapes as Somerset shows up. Heading back to the apartment, Mills wants to go in and look but Somerset tries to talk him out of it, as the way they found him was not technically legal, but Mills kicks the door open anyway, then bribes a woman to lie to the police in order to justify their being there. Heading inside, Mills finds several pictures, including one of him, and realizes that they had seen the killer earlier at the drug dealers’ apartment, posing as a reporter. When they hear a phone ring, Mills answers it and the killer congratulates them on finding him but says he will have to step up his time table. Seeing a picture of a blonde woman, they have some cops try to locate her before it is too late, while they head to an S&M shop, where John Doe had apparently purchased a custom item. When the girl is found, they find that she is dead, as a man was forced to rape her with a bladed codpiece, which ended up traumatizing the man. The next day, 911 receives a call from John Doe and Somerset and Mills arrive to find the fifth victim, a woman whose face had been slashed up and had a phone glued to one hand and a bottle of sleeping pills glued to the other; giving her a choice of living with a disfigured face or ending her own life. When the two return to the precinct, they are surprised to see John Doe arrive and turn himself in, demanding to see his lawyer. As John Doe speaks with his lawyer, Mills and Somerset learn that John Doe had been cutting the skin off of his fingertips for years in order to keep from leaving any prints. The lawyer meets with the detectives, the captain, and the D.A. and tells them John Doe’s demands. He says that he will take Mills and Somerset to the location of the last two bodies and sign a full confession of what he did but if they don’t do exactly what he says, he will plead insanity to everything. Somerset and Mills get in the car with John Doe and he directs them to a field outside of the city, discussing the people he killed along the way as a police helicopter follows them. When they arrive at the field, John Doe has them walk out to the field when Somerset notices a van coming down the road towards them and goes to intercept it. He discovers that it is a delivery van with a package for Mills that John Doe had arranged to send to their location at that time. When Somerset opens the box, he recoils in horror, then tells everyone to stay away before he runs back towards Mills, yelling at him to put his gun down. John Doe starts talking to Mills and telling him how much he envied his life and how he went to his home and tried to imitate it with Tracy but it didn’t take so he killed her and took her head as a trophy. When Somerset reaches them, Mills asks what is in the box while Somerset tries to get him to put his gun down. When John Doe tells Mills that Tracy begged for her life as well as her unborn baby’s life. Mills becomes grief stricken and ends up shooting John Doe, becoming Wrath like John Doe intended. Mills is taken away and the captain tells Somerset that they will do all they can to take care of him, and when he asks where Somerset will be, Somerset tells him he will be around as he walks away.

Seven met with positive results from the critics, holding an 80% certified fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The critical consensus on the site is, “A brutal, relentlessly grimy shocker with taut performances, slick gore effects, and a haunting finale.” While filming the scene of Mills chasing after John Doe, Brad Pitt really did injure himself when he fell and his arm went through a windshield, requiring surgery, and the injury was worked into the movie. Denzel Washington and Sylvester Stallone were offered the role of Mills, while Al Pacino was offered the role of Somerset, but they all declined for various reasons and have sense admitted that they regret turning down the roles. The movie was a big hit at the box office, earning $327.3 million off of a $33 million budget.

If you want a dark and gritty movie, than this is the one for you. This is a fantastic movie to watch. The acting was fantastic, with Morgan Freeman (Somerset), Brad Pitt (Mills), and Kevin Spacey (John Doe) were absolutely incredible in this movie, while Gwyneth Paltrow was pretty much the only bright spot in the movie, somewhat literally with her blonde hair, in her portrayal of Tracy. The story was incredible and did a good job of painting a rather bleak outlook on life. The drama and tension involved in the movie did a great job in drawing the audience in and getting them invested in the outcome. I have to admit that even though I knew it was coming, I still jumped when the drug dealer started moving on the bed. A great movie to watch, especially on a dark, stormy night.

Rating: 4 1/2 out of 5

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July 23rd, 2017 Movie – Separate Ways

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“Here we stand. Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two. Sleepless nights. Losing ground, I’m reaching for you, you, you.” I just new that as soon as I saw the title for today’s movie, that song would end up stuck in my head. Luckily, it happens to be my favorite Journey song so I don’t mind it happening, but it has absolutely nothing to do with today’s movie aside from sharing the same name. Now today’s movie comes from the Drive-In Cult Classics box set, which is one that I haven’t watched a movie from in a while. Since I had never heard of today’s movie before I got this set, this will either be a pleasant surprise, or a massive headache to watch. Let’s find out as I get right into today’s movie, Separate Ways.

The plot: Valentine Colby is married to a car dealer and amateur race car driver Ken Colby, but is growing unhappy with her marriage. The only good thing she feels has come with out of her marriage is her son, Jason. When Ken is at work, he has to deal with an auditor, who is trying to figure out why some cars that were sent to the dealership have gone missing. While Ken is finishing some paper work, Valentine is talking with some of their friends in the dealership, one of whom is complaining about the new sales lady, Mary, while another is discussing a car he is building for Ken but doesn’t give many details. Valentine tries to get some details from Ken about it but he doesn’t want to talk about it. The next day, Valentine is talking with her friends Annie and Karen, as Annie had just returned from a trip, and she discusses her unhappiness. After dropping off Annie at the pier, Valentine is walking along and sees Ken having sex with a coworker named Shelia in their boat. When she gets home, she proceeds to get drunk and start making a mess in the kitchen before heading upstairs to bed. When comes home in the morning, he finds the kitchen a mess but Valentine doesn’t say anything about it, while he doesn’t say anything about what he had done, as he had told her he would be at a meeting all day. Valentine heads to the local college, where she is taking an art class, and she runs into Jerry Lansing, who is attending classes there and invites her to go skating with him. After inviting her back to his place for something to eat, Jerry starts to kiss her and Valentine allows him to but stops it before things get too far. Meanwhile, Ken is filming a commercial for his dealership and afterwards, one of his guys tells him the auditor is back with someone from the bank, and Ken says he will handle it. Things seem to get worse between Ken and Valentine, as neither will admit to anything. They go over to their friends house for a BBQ over the weekend and as Ken is helping work on the engine of a car, his friend tells him his idea of having Ken drive his car as a way of helping to advertise for the dealership and Ken considers the offer. That night, Valentine is massaging Ken and tells him that she had fallen in love with him again, as the way he was today reminded her of the way he used to be. He tries to initiate sex but he refuses and she goes to the bathroom, feeling spurned. The next day, Valentine goes to Jerry’s apartment and ends up having sex with him. Some time later, Ken and Valentine are driving and Valentine says she wants to talk but they end up arguing over his reckless driving. After almost getting in a wreck, Ken pulls over and Valentine starts arguing some more before coming clean about seeing him with Shelia, then admitting that she slept with someone as well. While Ken says that his meant nothing and wants to try and get things back to normal, Valentine says that her affair meant something and she doesn’t want to head back home just yet and as they continue to argue, Ken ends up driving off and leaving her on the side of the road. Valentine goes to stay with Annie on her houseboat and ends up getting a job as a waitress at a go-go club. Meanwhile, Ken finds out that the bank is canceling the loan and if he doesn’t come up with the money for it, his business will be forced to close. After a few weeks, Valentine is on the phone with her son and when Ken gets on the phone, she tells him she will probably be coming home soon as she misses Jason but Ken isn’t sure that she misses him. After talking a little longer, Ken mentions he will be driving that Sunday and says he would like for her to be there. Valentine ends up dancing on the stage at her work in order to appease some drunken patrons and tells her boss she plans on quitting but he convinces her to stay on till Friday. After the bank forecloses on the dealership and takes all of the inventory, Ken says goodbye to his employees and heads home to spend more time with Jason. Valentine returns home and as Jason hugs her, she tells him the truth about why she was gone and says she isn’t going away again. After they put Jason to bed, Valentine and Ken start talking and actually communicate about what they want to do, and both of them admit that they want to be with each other and make their family work. That Sunday, as Valentine and Jason watch, Ken ends up winning the race and as they present him with the trophy, he kisses Valentine then walks off with his family.

This is a very boring movie to watch. The acting was ok, with Karen Black (Valentine) and Tony Lo Bianco (Ken) doing pretty good jobs in their roles. The story was honestly a little confusing at some points, but there was honestly nothing really remarkable about it. I have to admit that I had a hard time keeping interested enough to finish watching this movie. I will give it props for showing a decent amount of growth between Valentine and Ken and doing a good job of giving this movie a happy resolution but there was nothing else redeeming about this movie. Chalk this one up as just another unremarkable and forgettable movie that made it’s way through the Drive-Ins.

Rating: 1 1/2 out of 5