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September 23rd, 2017 Movie – Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

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Another weekend is upon us and I have to deal with some internet issues. It has actually been going on for most of the week but it has just been really annoying the past few days. It will work for a while, then suddenly stop working, then come back on for 30 minutes, then stop for 5 hours. Since that has no bearing whatsoever on my ability to watch a movie, I might as well go ahead and take care of that, then post this when I am able. So let’s finish up my wandering through summer camps with today’s movie, Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland.

The plot: Maria wakes up early one morning and heads to the bus stop so she can go to camp but along the way, she is chased down and run over by a garbage truck. The driver, who happens to look like Maria, gets out and throws Maria’s body in the compactor and turns it on, then heads to the bus stop herself. When the van for the camp pulls up, the killer gets in and as it drives away, some graffiti on a nearby wall says that Angela is back, indicating that the killer is none other than Angela Parker, the camp killer. At Camp New Horizons, news reporter Tawny Richards is speaking with the owners, Herman and Lily, who are trying an experiment of having kids from different social backgrounds try to get along with each other. After introducing all of the kids attending, Tawny says that Camp New Horizons used to be Camp Rolling Hills but changed it’s name after the murders that happened last year, which upsets Lily. After the report is finished, Tawny approaches Angela and asks if she can get her some cocaine and Angela tells her to give her a few minutes. Angela heads to the supply closet and pours some Ajax cleaner into a baggie, then hands it to Tawny as she is leaving and when Tawny stops and uses the “cocaine”, it ends up killing her. Back at the camp, Lily is discussing the itinerary and how they will be splitting up into three groups and going camping for a few days. When their third counselor arrives and Lily introduces him as police officer Barney Whitmore, Angela tries to be inconspicuous as she realizes that he is Sean’s father and knows who she is. As they are assigned to their groups, Angela ends up in Herman’s group along with Jan, Peter, and Snowboy. After they get their camp set up, Herman tells them that it is time to go fishing and Angela, Peter, and Snowboy head off but Jan refuses to go and Herman tries to convince her to go but once the other’s leave, the two end up having sex. At the lake, Peter lights a firecracker inside a fish’s mouth, chasing off Angela as it explodes and she heads back to the campsite. Once there, she interrupts Herman and Jan and kills them both, then hides their bodies in Herman’s tent. Peter and Snowboy return to the camp and continue to harass Angela, with Peter lighting more firecrackers and throwing them at her while Snowboy spray paints her tent. That night, Angela places a firecracker in Peter’s nose and lights it, killing him, and as Snowboy starts screaming, she hits him in the head with a log. Angela then drags him, as well as Peter’s body, into Herman’s tent and sets it on fire, killing Snowboy, while she sits outside and roast marshmallows in the fire. The next morning, Angela heads to Lily’s campsite, telling Lily that she is supposed to switch with Arab. Angela leads Arab to the camp site but as Arab looks around for the others, Angela decapitates her with an axe. Angela returns to the camp site, where Lily is trying to get Bobby, Cindy, and Riff to all get along. Lily has them do a trust exercise where they pair off and one person is blindfolded while the other leads them around. Angela is paired with Cindy and she leads the blindfolded Cindy to the main camp site and hooks her up to the flag pole, then raises her up high and lets her drop down, killing her. Angela heads back to the camp site and tells Lily Cindy has a headache but Lily has her take the trash out and grab her some more bug spray. While at the main camp, Angela is haunted by memories of her experience last year as a camp counselor. When Angela returns to the camp site, Lily proposes another trust exercise and ties Angela and Bobby’s together and has them go catch some fish. While they are at the lake, Bobby tells Angela he likes her and tries to kiss her but she freaks out and tells him to meet her at the main camp that night. After lunch, Angela asks Lily to do the trust exercise with her, saying they can check on Cindy while they are out, and Lily agrees. Angela leads Lily to the camp but then pushes her into the garbage pile and buries her up to her neck, then runs over her head with a lawnmower. That night, Bobby meets Angela at the camp and she ties him to a tree, as he has a fetish for being tied up, but she then hooks the rope to a jeep and drives off, ripping Bobby’s arms off. Angela returns to the camp and then kills Riff by nailing tent stakes into him. Meanwhile, Barney is talking with his group (Anita, Greg, Marcia, and Tony) about the murders and his son and how nobody knows what happened to Angela since she disappeared. At the same time, Marcia and Tony are getting closer and start a relationship. The next morning, Angela shows up at the camp and tells them that she is supposed to switch with Marcia, but Barney chooses to accompany them. While they are walking, Maria loses her footing and hurts her ankle so they head to the main camp so Barney can tend to her injury. After wrapping her ankle, Angela tells him how Herman and Lily are horrible counselors and tells Marcia that Lily is just laying about outside. When Marcia goes to check, she finds Lily’s headless body sitting in a chair and screams. Barney goes to check on her and then yells at Marcia to get out of there, but Angela tries to stop her. Marcia gets away and heads outside and Barney confronts Angela, taunting her by asking how she is planning on killing him and she pulls out Riff’s gun and shoots him. Angela then gets into the jeep and chases after Marcia, eventually catching up to her but doesn’t kill her. That evening, Angela brings Anita, Greg, and Tony to the main camp and ties them together, then shows them Barney’s body. She then tells them that Marcia is in one of the cabins and they have to try and find her but if they don’t find her before time runs out, or if they try to hurt her or escape, then they will die and so will Marcia. The three search the cabins, finding some of the bodies that Angela placed inside, and eventually find Marcia but as the move towards her, Anita and Greg are killed by a booby trap Angela had placed in the cabin. Angela then enters the cabin and says that she thinks they are a cute couple and that there is a phone at a convenience store down the road they can use to call for help before walking out of the cabin. As she is about to get into the jeep and leave, Marcia manages to free herself and chases after her and the two start fighting but Marcia gets the upper hand and stabs Angela several times in the stomach before Tony can pull her off of Angela. As the police and paramedics arrive, Tony tries talking with Marcia about a possible future together but Marcia tells him that she already has a boyfriend and he was just a fling. Meanwhile, Angela is being transported in the ambulance to a hospital but the police officer accompanying her is trying to convince the paramedic attending to her to let her die. As the officer turns his attention away, Angela grabs a large syringe and uses it to kill the paramedic and the officer, then lays back down as the ambulance keeps driving.

I have to tell you, this series did not end on a high note. While Pamela Springsteen did a decent job reprising her role of Angela, and I admit that I liked the short blonde hair she was sporting in this movie as opposed to the longer brown hair, everyone else was pretty boring. The story was pretty weak, with no explanation how Angela knew Maria was going to the camp or how she looked like her and they spent too much time making silly jokes and one liners, such as Angela catching a hockey mask when she was fishing and when she asks Peter and Snowboy the date, they tell her it is Saturday the 14th. They didn’t really do much original with the various kills and several of them were done somewhat off camera so they didn’t have to waste much on special effects for them. Honestly, find something else to watch because this really isn’t worth it.

Rating: 1 1/2 out of 5

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