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October 21st, 2018 Movie – Ice Age

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The one good thing about being a kid at heart is that you can still enjoy watching an animated movie. I admit, I will still go see animated movies in theaters because there really is something about watching cartoons on a big screen that just makes the day feel better. Well, today’s movie is one such movie that I saw in theaters. When this movie came out, I was a few months away from getting married and the stress of that plus school was getting to my fiance. So when I went down to Savannah for a visit, we went out to a movie and I suggested Ice Age because it would be light hearted and fun so she could just enjoy the movie, which we both did.

The plot: A sabre-toothed squirrel named Scrat is trying to find a place to bury the acorn it is carrying but as he tries to force it into the icy ground, he causes a massive crack to appear in the ice, causing part of the mountain to break off and slide towards him. Scrat grabs his acorn and barely manages to avoid getting crushed by the ice, but ends up sliding down the mountain to the ground below. As he recovers from the fall and grabs his acorn, he is stepped on by a herd of animals that is moving south to avoid the snow and ice from the oncoming Ice Age. As the herd is moving south, a surly woolly mammoth named Manny is moving against the herd and heading north, saying it will be quieter with all the other animals gone. Meanwhile, a sloth named Sid wakes up to discover that his friends had all left on the migration without him. As Sid prepares to leave, he steps in the feces of an animal that had passed by and starts wiping it off his feet, ruining the meal of a pair of Brontops named Carl and Frank in the process. When Carl and Frank chase after him, Sid runs into Manny and hides behind him, forcing Manny to deal with the two Brontops. Sid thanks Manny but inadvertently knocks them both off a cliff and with the Brontops still wanting to injure him, Sid decides to follow Manny, despite the fact that he is heading North. As night falls, Manny makes a shelter while Sid tries to make a fire but when he fails, he tries to ask Manny to let him stay in his shelter but Manny turns his back on him and goes to sleep, while Scrat is seen still trying to hide his acorn. Elsewhere, Soto, the leader of a pack of smilodons, is watching a tribe of humans and makes plans with the rest of his pack to attack them at dawn, telling another smilodon named Diego to grab the leader’s baby, as he wants to kill it as revenge for the tribe’s killing half of their pack. At dawn, the smilodon’s attack the camp and while Soto and the others keep the humans busy, Diego sneaks into the tent to grab the baby but the mother grabs the baby and runs for it and ends up jumping over the falls to escape Diego. Diego tells Soto what happened and Soto tells him to find the baby and bring it to Half Peak or else Soto will kill Diego instead. Later, Manny and Sid are walking by the river when they see the mother clinging to a log near the bank. Seeing Manny, the mother pushes the bundle containing the baby towards him and Manny pulls the baby to safety but when he and Sid look up, they find that the mother has disappeared down the river. Manny turns to leave and Sid chastises him for leaving the baby and, seeing smoke at the top of a cliff, says he will take the baby back to it’s tribe. Manny watches as Sid tries to scale the cliff with the baby but when the baby starts to slip out of it’s blanket, Sid yells for Manny to catch it only for Diego to leap up and grab it. Manny grabs the baby from Diego, who tells them that the humans have left already and tries to convince them to let him take the baby back to them but Manny is wary of Diego and decides to go with Sid to take the baby back. When they reach the camp site and find it empty, Diego tells them that he can track the humans to Glacier Pass, where they have a settlement, and get the baby there before it closes up with snow but Manny still doesn’t trust him and hands the baby to Sid while telling Diego to lead the way. As they make their journey, the baby starts crying and after checking to make sure it hadn’t pooped, they realize it is hungry. Seeing a melon nearby, Manny goes to grab it but it is snatched away by a dodo and taken to it’s flock, where they are preparing for the coming Ice Age. The group tries to get the melon back from the dodos and Sid eventually succeeds but then smashes it on the ground, where the baby proceeds to eat it. That night, Manny has the baby wrapped in his trunk and Diego attempts to swipe it but when he hears something in the nearby grass, he goes to attack it and encounters two members of his pack. The other smilodons tell Diego that Soto is growing impatient and Diego tells them that he will bring the baby to Half Peak, along with a mammoth, and to get the whole pack there to take him down. The next morning, Manny and Diego wake up to find Sid and the baby are missing. Manny discovers Sid with the baby in a hot spring, where he is using it to pick up two female sloths. Manny takes the baby from Sid, who pleads with Manny to let him use it, but when Manny refuses, but boosts Sid confidence in himself, Sid returns to the hot spring only to find Carl and Frank in it instead. Sid runs from the Brontops and finds Diego, then gets him to help pretend that Diego has killed Sid in order to get the Brontops to leave. The group continue heading to Glacier Pass, with Diego hiding evidence of Soto and the other smilodons heading there as well, then flicking Scrat away when he tries to warn Manny and Sid about them. As they get close to Half Peak, Diego sees the humans nearby but convinces Manny and Sid to take a shortcut through a mountain pass, accidentally causing an avalanche that seals them in. As they make their way through the icy cavern, passing by several frozen animals (and a UFO), the baby ends up getting knocked off Manny’s back and slides down a ice chute. The animals all chase after it and Manny eventually catches the baby as they all smash through a snow drift. They enter another cave where the humans have painted cave drawings on the walls. As Sid is looking for paintings of sloths, he spots some paintings of a family of mammoths and points them out to Manny. Manny stares at the pictures, thinking of his own family that he had lost and as the baby grabs his trunk and hugs him, Manny places him gently back on his back and walks away, with Sid and Diego understanding his desire to be alone now and sadly following after him. Meanwhile, the human’s leader is attempting to track his baby but his wolves lose the scent and they are forced to turn towards Glacier Pass. Manny and the others exit the cave and spot Half Peak and Glacier pass in the distance but as they keep walking, an eruption occurs, melting the ice around them. Sid and Manny manage to make it across the ice bridge but when Diego leaps for the other side, he doesn’t make it and starts to fall. Manny saves Diego and tosses him to safety but the ice under his feet ends up breaking off and he falls into the magma below, only to be shot up when the ice acts like a geyser upon hitting the lava. As Manny recovers, Diego asks why he saved him and Manny tells him that a herd is supposed to look out for one another. As they reach Half Peak, Diego starts to change his mind about leading them into danger and warns them about the ambush. Manny is angry and tells Sid that they will figure a way out but Diego says that he is their only chance. Diego goes ahead and rejoins the pack and Soto tells them to wait until they see the mammoth before they attack but Diego convinces one of them to attack as soon as he sees Sid. Sid manages to elude the smilodons for a while but when he drops the baby, the smilodons realize that it is a decoy. Three of the smilodons chase after Sid only to be surprised by Manny and are knocked down a ledge. Diego says they should leave now but when Soto shows up and tells Diego to help him attack Manny, Diego stands between them. Soto and Diego fight while two other smilodons keep Manny at bay and Diego ends up being injured. When Soto turns his attention to Manny and tries to kill him, Diego leaps in front os many and takes the killing blow himself. Soto turns his attention back to Manny but when Sid shows up with the baby, Soto gets distracted and Manny knocks him aside, where some falling icicles kill him. The rest of the pack runs off and Manny, Sid, and the baby approach Diego, who says he had to return the favor from when MAnny saved his life before he falls silent. Manny and Sid continue moving forward and finally catch up to the baby’s father, returning the baby to him. The father hugs the baby and Manny and Sid turn to leave but the bay cries out to them. The father sets the baby down and he walks over to hug Sid and Manny and after Manny gives the baby back to his father, the father puts a necklace on Manny’s tusk to thank him. The humans leave and as the baby waves goodbye, he suddenly starts playing peek-a-boo. Manny turns to find that Diego had survived and he waves goodbye to the baby before Sid happily tackles him and the group start heading South. 20,000 years later, Scrat is seen to be frozen in a block of ice while he was chasing his acorn. He ends up on an island and as the ice melts, Scrats acorn is washed. A frustrated Scrat smashes his head into a tree, causing a coconut to fall to the ground and as an excited Scrat tries to bury it, he causes a crack to form in the ground which expands and ends up causing the nearby volcano to erupt.

Ice Age met with mostly praise from the critics, holding a certified fresh rating of 77% on Rotten Tomatoes. The critical consensus on the site is, “Even though Ice Age is treading over the same grounds as Monsters, Inc. and Shrek, it has enough wit and laughs to stand on its own.” Though Scrat was designed as a fictional animal, in 2009, scientists in Argentina unearthed the remains of a small, extinct mammal resembling a shrew with long fangs. This animal was given the scientific name of “Cronopio Dentiacutus”, in tribute to Scrat. The movie was a box office success, earning $383.3 million off of a $59 million budget and would go on to spawn 4 sequels that would bring in a combined revenue of $3.2 billion for the franchise.

This is a really good, non-Disney animated movie. The voice acting was great, with Ray Romano (Manny), John Leguizamo (Sid) and Denis Leary (Diego) doing great jobs in their roles. The story was honestly not too original, as it really felt a lot like Monsters, Inc., which had come out the year before. However, the idea of the different animals grouping together to care for and return the baby to it’s family was very touching. Personally, I liked the brief segments featuring Scrat the best, as the slapstick antics as he kept trying to get his acorn hidden really had me laughing. The animation was really good and I liked some of the digs at modern society that got thrown into the movie, such as the Stonehenge structure and Sid wanting Global Warming to start happening. All in all, this is a fun movie to watch, whether it is with your kids or just by yourself.

Rating: 4 out of 5

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December 6th, 2017 Movie – Super Mario Bros.

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Believe it or not, today’s movie could be considered a momentous event, albeit one of a dubious nature. See, today’s movie is honestly the first movie based on a video game, which means it is the founding father of all the awful renditions we have endured for the past 24 years. Now I know some of you might be thinking, “What about Tron?” Well to be fair, that was a game based on a movie but I will delve more onto that subject next year when I review that movie. Anyways, if it wasn’t for Super Mario Bros., we wouldn’t have had such “wonderful” movies like Double Dragon, Street Fighter, or Doom to grace the big screen so let’s all give the appropriate thanks for that.

The plot: 65 million years ago, a meteorite struck the Earth, causing a parallel universe to be created; one where dinosaurs evolved into humanoid creatures. In the present day, a woman drops off a mysterious container at a church before heading back down into the sewers. As she makes her way through the tunnels, she encounters King Koopa, who asks her where the rock is but the woman causes a cave-in, killing herself while trapping Koopa on the other side. Years later, Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario, two struggling Brooklyn plumbers, are heading out to a job but are beat out by the plumbing company owned by Anthony Scapelli. Meanwhile, a Scapelli construction company is being held up from working on their project by a court order, granting a university access to the site when dinosaur bones were discovered there. Scapelli visits the site and speaks with Daisy, the student in charge of the dig, and makes veiled threats that she better be finished by the end of the day, commenting on the rash of disappearing girls and saying she could be next. Daisy goes looking for a phone so she can call the university to get more security for the site, unaware that she is being followed by two men, Iggy and Spike. Daisy finds Luigi on a pay phone, who is love struck by Daisy and hands her the phone and a quarter to use. After her call, she thanks Luigi, who offers her a ride and she accepts and they drive her back to the dig site, with Luigi inviting her to dinner after they get there. Daisy accepts and goes to dinner with Luigi, Mario, and Mario’s girlfriend Daniella, where Daisy and Luigi grow closer after learning that Daisy is an orphan and Luigi’s parents died so he was raised by Mario. After dinner, Mario takes Daniella home but when he leaves, Iggy and Spike kidnap her, thinking she is Daisy. Meanwhile, Daisy invites Luigi to the dig site to see the fossils they uncovered when they see two of Scapelli’s men breaking a water main to sabotage the dig site. Luigi heads home to get Mario and the two work on fixing the pipe but once they are done, Iggy and Spike knock them out and grab Daisy. When they come too, Luigi and Mario go looking for Daisy and see her being dragged into a wall of rock. Luigi manages to grab her necklace and follows after her, with Mario accidentally following after him. The two end up in the parallel dimension and see Daisy getting carried away but are unable to follow her. Meanwhile, King Koopa learns that Iggy and Spike captured Daisy but when he hears that the Marios have the necklace, he issues a reward for their capture. Mario and Luigi are about to get mugged but are saved by a woman named Bertha, who takes the necklace and uses a pair of stompers to jump to the other side of the road and walks away. As the dejected brothers try to figure out their next move, a street musician named Toad tries to cheer them up but he ends up being arrested and when the cop notices that Mario and Luigi are plumbers, they end up being arrested as well. The Marios are taken to the police station and Koopa, pretending to be their lawyer, asks them about the rock and when they refuse to tell him about it, Koopa decides to have them devolved. He takes them to a the devolution chamber, where they witness Toad being devolved into a goomba but when it is their turn, Mario and Luigi manage to attack their guards and trap Koopa in the chair, where he is temporarily subjected to the devolution process. As Mario and Luigi make their way out of the police station, Luigi notices the fungus appears to be trying to give him something but Mario pulls him away before he can grab it. The two steal a police car and make their way out of the city through the tunnels but when they exit the tunnel, they almost crash off a cliff but are saved by the fungus that had ensnared the car. Back at Koopa’s tower, Daisy is in the holding cell with Daniella and the other kidnapped girls when Lena, Koopa’s assistant, takes her and explains that Daisy came from their world and her father was the king before Koopa devolved him and took over. Koopa takes Iggy and Spike to the devolution chamber and has them evolved to make them smarter, then sends them out to find Mario and Luigi. Iggy and Spike locate Mario and Luigi but the Marios capture them and ask them about Daisy and the rock. Iggy and Spike explain that the rock was a portion of the meteorite that separated the two worlds and once it is joined with the meteorite, the two worlds will merge. Mario and Luigi explain that the rock was stolen and Iggy and Spike says they know where Bertha can be found. The 4 manage to sneak back into Koopa City and head to the club, where Mario is able to get the rock from Bertha. Lena and some goombas arrive at the club to arrest them and Lena manages to get the rock but the Marios escape with Bertha’s help. As they make their way through the city, Luigi spots another object in the fungus and grabs it this time. The two head into Koopa tower, where they turn off the heat to the building in order to freeze up the goombas. Meanwhile, Daisy befriends Yoshi, the royal pet dinosaur, and the goombafied Toad when Lena, upset that Koopa is casting her aside, tries to kill her but Yoshi saves Daisy but gets stabbed in the process. As Daisy runs, she encounters Iggy and Spike and they take her to see her father, who has been devolved into the fungus that has been spreading across the city. Daisy locates the Marios and directs them to her, where she introduces them to her father, then tells Mario about Daniella and the other girls so he heads out to rescue them. Koopa learns that Daisy and Luigi are in the King’s chamber and that Lena has apparently betrayed him so he orders her arrest and heads down to capture Luigi and Daisy. Mario reaches the girls and knocks out their guard, then they use a mattress to make their escape through the air ducts, dealing with the goombas that were following them. Their mattress bursts out of the air ducts into the city, where it crashes into the goombas escorting Daisy and Luigi. As Daisy and Luigi go check on them, Koopa prepares to shoot them but Mario uses a stomper boot to knock him off the rail and into a metal bin. Mario goes after him and causes him to drop the rock, which Lena grabs and heads into the tunnels. Luigi, Daisy, and the girls go after her while Mario continues to face off against Koopa. When he pulls out the object Luigi grabbed, Koopa and all the other people recognize it as a Bob-omb and react in fear. Mario activates it and sends it after Koopa but it ends up falling when part of the walkway crumbles and Koopa smiles as he prepares to kill Mario. In the tunnels, Daisy and Luigi send the girls through the portal while Lena places the rock into the meteorite but the forces from the meteorite propel her into the wall with enough force to skeletonize her. Daisy realizes why Koopa needed her and asks Luigi to help her get the rock from the meteorite. Meanwhile, Koopa, Mario, and some goombas are transported to Earth and watch as some of Brooklyn’s buildings merge with Koopa’s world. Koopa tries to use a devolution gun on Mario but misses and changes Scapelli into a chimpanzee. He attempts to attack Mario but Mario uses a mushroom to block it and then uses it to disarm Koopa. Daisy and Luigi remove the rock, causing the worlds to separate again and Mario, Koopa, and the goombas are taken back to Koopa’s world. Luigi and Daisy encounter Toad, who hands them some devolution guns, and then Bertha hands him some stomper boots, which he uses to get to Mario. The two brothers use the devolution guns to attack Koopa, just as the Bob-omb, which had continued moving, makes it underneath the walkway and explodes, sending Koopa back into the container. He emerges transformed as a dinosaur but the Marios continue firing the guns at him, devolving him into primordial ooze. The people cheer at Koopa being dead and the king is transformed back into his human form. Daisy escorts Mario and Luigi back to the meteorite and uses the rock to open the portal and allow them to head home but tells Luigi that she can’t go back and the two kiss before Mario and Luigi head back home. Three weeks later, Mario, Daniella, and Luigi are preparing to eat dinner when Daisy shows up saying she needs their help and Mario quickly grabs his and Luigi’s tool belts as they get ready to help her.

Super Mario Bros. was heavily panned by the critics, holding a 15% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The critical consensus on the site is, “Despite flashy sets and special effects, Super Mario Bros. is too light on story and substance to be anything more than a novelty.” John Leguizamo has stated that both he and Bob Hoskins hated working on the film and knew it would turn out bad but made the best of it.  The movie was a box office bomb, only earning $20.9 million off of a $48 million budget.

Yeh, this is not a good movie in the slightest sense of the word but it does have a couple of entertaining moments. The acting was ok, with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo doing decent jobs in their roles. I also liked Samantha Mathis (Daisy) but thought Dennis Hopper made for a pretty lousy Koopa. The story was a real mess, as it honestly couldn’t seem to figure out what kind of movie it wanted to be; a family friendly one or a more serious, adult movie. I think this was probably the biggest fault with the movie as if they had stuck with one format over the other, it could have made for a better movie. The special effects were ok but I felt that they could have been better, though I did think it was funny that the devolution guns were really just painted up Super Scopes for the Super Nintendo. A trend setting theme for Hollywood but unfortunately, the trend pretty much kept going down hill.

Rating: 2 out of 5

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October 23rd, 2017 Movie – Spawn

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Today marks the beginning of almost a solid week of superhero movies. Unfortunately, we start off with one that was a real disappointment. See, back in the early 90’s, there was a breakaway from Marvel of several of their top illustrators, who had wanted to maintain the copyrights for characters they created, thus giving birth to Image comics. One of the most popular comics in that new company was “Spawn”, created by Todd McFarlane. Now Spawn was a definitely a darker, and bloodier, comic than what most fans expected (similar to the Punisher) and it made sense that someone might try to make a movie off based of the comics. Unfortunately, the end result was a little less than desired and I, having a tendency to torture myself with my movie choices at times, decided to buy it just to work on my superhero movie collection. So let’s get this headache over with as I watch today’s movie, Spawn.

The plot: In Hong Kong, Special Forces operative Al Simmons takes over an airport control tower, where he then fires a missile to take out his target before detonating the launcher to remove all traces of his being there, unaware that he is being observed by a man named Cogliostro. Back in the US, Jason Wynn, the head of the agency that Al works for, is meeting with a demon known as Violator, who has promised to give Wynn world domination in exchange of certain favors and asks for one last favor, kill Al Simmons. Some time later, Al and his friend/partner Terry Fitzgerald are heading to work and after showing Al the paper discussing the civilian deaths in the latest operation, Terry comments about how several of Wynn’s ops seem to have more civilian casualties and that he is going to keep an eye on Wynn. Al goes to Wynn’s office and tells him he wants out, causing him to be taunted by Wynn’s bodyguard/assassin Jessica Priest, and Wynn tells him he will have him transferred after completing one last mission. Al is sent to North Korea to destroy a bioweapon facility but when he gets there, he finds the place is already prepared to blow and Wynn waiting for him. Al tries to stop Wynn from releasing the gas, as there is a village nearby, but he is shot by Priest, who then pours an accelerant onto him and Wynn sets him on fire. Al calls out his wife Wanda’s name before collapsing to the ground just as the plant explodes. 5 years later, a horribly burned Al is shown to be alive and in the top of an old church, where Violator is watching him. Al climbs down from the church and finds himself in an alley where the homeless live, and Cogliostro attempts to talk to him but Al shoves him aside so Cogliostro gives him a coat to help hide his burned face and skin. Al heads to his home to find Wanda is now married to Terry and they have a daughter, Cyan. When Cyan chases after her dog Spaz, who had recognized Al, and offers Al some candy but Wanda sees them and grabs her away from him. Wanda yells for Terry, who tells Al to leave and Violator, who was dressed up to perform for the party, grabs Al and leaves with him. Returning to the alley, Violator explains that Al promised to lead the Demon Malebolgia’s army in exchange for getting to be with Wanda again, taking Al to his grave to show him that he died. The pain causes Al’s necroplasm armor to emerge and Violator dubs him Spawn. Back in the alley, Spawn realizes the usefulness of his armor in getting his revenge on Wynn and he heads for Wynn’s new company only to be confronted by Cogliostro, who tries to stop him but when Spawn continues on his path, Cogliostro summons a blade and debates on if he needs to use it. Al breaks into Wynn’s new company, A-6, and steals some of their weapons, then follows Wynn and Terry to a reception at a nearby embassy. Spawn breaks in and confronts Wynn, who is shocked to see what Al has become. Spawn then confronts Terry and asks him how he could betray him and Terry, shocked at see Al there, tells him that Wanda was devastated when Al died and he was taking care of her when they fell in love. Priest and a security team arrive and attack Spawn and though he is shot, his wounds heal and he manages to kill Priest before being blasted out of a window, where he uses his armor to escape from the police. As Wynn watches Priest’s body being taken away, he sees Violator nearby and goes to talk with him, angry at what had happened. Violator calms him down and tells him that he should get a device attached to his heart which will release the Heat-16, the new bioweapon Wynn has developed, worldwide if his heart stops beating, which will serve as a deterrent from anyone killing him. Spawn heads to where Wanda is giving a lecture about the effects of Heat 16, realizing how Wynn has been using him all this time. When Cyan runs off after Spaz and falls, Spawn helps her up and carries her to where Wanda can find her, just as Terry shows up and takes them home but Spaz ends up staying with Spawn and returns to the alley with him. In the alley, Spawn starts to befriend a homeless boy name Zack when Violator shows up and Spawn attacks him. Violator then transforms into his demonic form and easily beats Spawn, eventually throwing him into the bent spires of an iron fence. Violator changes back into the clown and taunts Spawn about going to see Wanda before he leaves. Cogliostro appears and pulls off of the fence, then threatens to kill Spawn but when Spawn seems to have calmed down, he retracts his blade. Cogliostro then starts training Spawn in how to use his armor and abilities. Spawn then goes to save Wanda and Cyan from Violator, who stalls Spawn as he makes his way there. Meanwhile, Terry had made copies of Wynn’s files and was sending them to a local news channel in order to take down Wynn when Wynn shows up and takes them hostage. When Spawn shows up, he finds Wanda held captive, with Wynn threatening to kill her unless Spawn agrees to lead Hell’s armies. When Spawn refuses, Wynn stabs Wanda and Spawn proceeds to attack Wynn, threatening to kill him. Wynn says if he dies then everyone dies, including Cyan, and Spawn uses his powers to remove the device from Wynn’s heart, preventing the Heat 16 from being dispersed. As Spawn approaches Wanda’s body, she suddenly comes to life and attacks him, slashing his throat and revealing that she was actually a disguised Violator. Cogliostro appears and saves Spawn, chasing Violator back to Hell, and after Spawn heals himself, Violator grabs them both and drags them back to Hell. Cogliostro attacks Violator but he is easily beaten and thrown aside before Spawn starts attacking him and manages to stab him in the neck, causing Violator to retreat. Spawn is then confronted by Malebolgia and his army of hellspawn, who tells Spawn to lead his army or die. Spawn refuses, then uses his powers to attack the hellspawn but when he finds himself about to be overrun, he grabs Cogliostro and returns to Earth. As the two rest form their adventures, Cogliostro explains that he had been fighting the war for centuries and was waiting for a new Hellspawn to take his place and believed Al was that one. When Violator reappears and attacks Spawn, Spawn uses his chains to cut of Violators head, who taunts them one last time before disappearing back to Hell. Outside, Terry gives an interview to the press concerning Wynn’s activities while back in the alley, Spawn has taken up residence there as the homeless’s protector.

Spawn was panned by the critics, holding an 18% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The critical consensus on the site is, “Spawn is an overbearing, over-violent film that adds little to the comic book adaptation genre.” The movie originally had a budget of $20 million but due to all of the special effects needed in the movie, New Line cinemas decided to double the budget to $40 million. Despite the low ratings from the critics, the movie was a modest success at the box office, earning $87.8 million worldwide and a sequel was planned but it fell into “developmental hell” and ended up being cancelled but a reboot has been announced and is scheduled to start filming in 2018.

This was an absolute disappointment of a movie, made even more so by the fact that there was a successful animated series on HBO that was way better. The acting was ok, with Michael Jai White (Spawn) and John Leguizamo doing decent jobs in their roles. The plot was essentially an origin story and I know there were some changes compared to the comics but it has been so long since I read them that I don’t know what they all were. I do think the changes that they made to the movie to drop it from an R-rating to a PG-13 did hurt it a lot, as the HBO series did a much better job with the subject material. The special effects that they spent so much money on honestly looked terrible, which is surprising as the effects in some other movies that came out that year were much better with a smaller budget. I’m hoping that the reboot might be better but in the meantime, I will watch the animated series if I want to get my fix.

Rating: 2 out of 5

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